This is Colin Gray. He’s a very good copywriter and we’re glad to have him at GSD&M. But he is also the dickweed who made fun of me on Halloween by dressing up as me. Perhaps you remember this story from my Halloween posting.

Aaaanyway, not only did he do mean things and hurt my feelings by “dressing up as me” (see below) he actually won the agency costume party. (Much to the distress of the H.R. department, whom I told to quit worrying so much and they did.)

THE POINT OF IT ALL IS THIS: Being mean and making fun of your boss is apparently a good thing because the first prize in the contest was the best parking spot in the whole garage, which Colin won.

It’s wrong, is all I’m sayin’. Just sayin’.