by Luke Sullivan | Apr 17, 2012 | Advertising, Commentary, General Crankiness
“3 A.M. CALL TO THE PLUMBER.” (Curtain rises) WE OPEN ON A CLOCK ON THE WALL. IT’S 3 IN THE MORNING. WE PULL BACK TO REVEAL SLEEPY PLUMBER ENTERING A BATHROOM AS THE CLIENT HOLDS OPEN THE DOOR. CLIENT: It’s in here. The sink is just totally clogged. PLUMBER: No...
by Luke Sullivan | Jan 18, 2012 | Advertising, Commentary
This morning I wrote an email to a kid I heard was in the dumps. Thought someone else out there could possibly use the same chuck-on-the-shoulder. • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • Hello ____, it’s me, Luke. I hear “through...
by Luke Sullivan | Apr 12, 2010 | Advertising
There are certain brands that it is just a thrill to work on. And often, they’re brand names you don’t have to explain to your mom. “Hey, Mom. Yeah, we just won the ComGlom-Aero7 account. … What? … Oh, they make these engine parts that go inside of, well, not the...