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Things That Suck, #954: Pop-Up Ads On Top Of My Movie.

by Luke Sullivan | Sep 13, 2010 | Advertising, Commentary, General Crankiness

Okay, so I’m watchin’ Alien, right? Classic movie. And I’m at that part where John Hurt keels over sick, right? And they lay him on the table. And then…and then…just when I’m ready for the alien to pop up out of his chest, some stinkin’ ad pops up instead, down on the...

Super Bowl TV Spots (Versus All The Rest Of The Year).

by Luke Sullivan | Sep 6, 2010 | Advertising, Commentary

Well, it’s that time of year again: agencies and clients are buying time on the Super Bowl XLV. Two thoughts on this. First off, um, Super-Bowl Owner Guys? Can we lose the Roman numerals? This has to be at least the XLV-th time I’ve told you guys how...

Never Shop At A Book Store When You’re Stupid.

by Luke Sullivan | Sep 2, 2010 | Commentary, Digital

You’ve probably heard that saying: “Never go grocery shopping when you’re hungry.” Well, it makes sense. You end up buyin’ all kinds of junk food that looks yummy, or buyin’ way more than you planned on. Which reminds me of that time I went to a liquor store sober....

Get Great At Writing Radio And You’ll Probably Always Have A Job.

by Luke Sullivan | Aug 19, 2010 | Advertising, Radio

As long as there are carpenters, lifeguards, and cars, there’s gonna be radio. Even if the day comes when the internet gets wired directly into our brains, anybody who can write a great radio spot will probably have a job somewhere in this business. I love...

Do Not Tolerate Brutal Creative Directors.

by Luke Sullivan | Aug 5, 2010 | Advertising, Commentary, General Crankiness

“Life Is Too Short To Accept Brutal Creative Directors.” In which we have a short but vigorous discussion about creative directors who act out on their childhood issues by brutalizing and traumatizing other creative people. I myself have been fortunate to...
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