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Yours truly, trying not to suck or be boring in a podcast about advertising.

by Luke Sullivan | Apr 19, 2012 | Commentary, General Crankiness, Thirty Rooms To Hide In

Podcast in which host Jeremy and I chat about a previous post on this site — the one about infinite resignation and about how keeping your hunger and anger at a slow boil can help keep you from burning out in a tough...

Why Creatives Shouldn’t Get Married To An Idea. (As explained in an original one-act play.)

by Luke Sullivan | Apr 17, 2012 | Advertising, Commentary, General Crankiness

“3 A.M. CALL TO THE PLUMBER.” (Curtain rises) WE OPEN ON A CLOCK ON THE WALL. IT’S 3 IN THE MORNING. WE PULL BACK TO REVEAL SLEEPY PLUMBER ENTERING A BATHROOM AS THE CLIENT HOLDS OPEN THE DOOR. CLIENT: It’s in here. The sink is just totally clogged. PLUMBER: No...

Haterade, Eddie Haskell Marketing, and Thoughts on This Year’s Super Bowl Advertising.

by Luke Sullivan | Feb 6, 2012 | Advertising, Commentary, General Crankiness

I remember a time when, back in say the early ‘80s, when America sat down to enjoy the Super Bowl and the commercials with – not a less critical mind – but perhaps a less angry one. Oh, there were comments back in those days, yes, but not the kind of vitriol I see in...

Good Creative People are NEVER Bored. (or) What I learned at the “George W. Bush Presidential Li-Berry.”

by Luke Sullivan | Jan 8, 2012 | Advertising, Commentary, General Crankiness

Recently, Heidi Ehlers, (Creative Career Consultant, and founder of Heidi Consults www.heidiconsults.com), told me about a lesson she once learned from her mother. Heidi had just moped into a room to whine to her mother, “Momma, I am so bored.”  And her mother...

Reprint of my fave CHRISTMAS essay.

by Luke Sullivan | Dec 16, 2011 | Commentary, General Crankiness

(Article I wrote for the Los Angeles Times.) My mother, a dyed-in-the-wool Minnesota Democrat, is sitting across the breakfast table from me. She’s reading the paper and comes across an ad for the big after-Thanksgiving sale at The Mall of America. “How can people...

Hey, I’m in a Meme. At last, I’ve made it.

by Luke Sullivan | Dec 2, 2011 | General Crankiness

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