by Luke Sullivan | May 19, 2010 | Advertising, Commentary, General Crankiness
What if we started taking agency people seriously when they misused the word “mediums” and just started giving them what they asked for? * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * OPEN ON HOLIDAY INN CONFERENCE ROOM. A MEDIA...
by Luke Sullivan | May 3, 2010 | General Crankiness
According the Tom Wolfe’s book The Right Stuff, the Air Force had some harsh rules about what they called “radio chatter.” The thing was, even if your plane was going down, you were not allowed to jam up the airwaves with a bunch of whiny-ass...
by Luke Sullivan | Apr 25, 2010 | Advertising, Commentary, General Crankiness
Recently an ad student at well-known art and design school came up to me and said, “I just had some of my work produced for a real client at a national agency.” Here’s why this is a disturbing story. The kid had done this work, and a lot of other work, for this agency...
by Luke Sullivan | Apr 16, 2010 | Advertising, Commentary, General Crankiness
If one more person tells me they want something to “go viral” I think I shall retire to my chambers and weep softly until dusk. “Go viral”? Please. Take the Beatles. The Beatles didn’t hold a meeting in the 3rd floor conference room and decide, “Okay, we’re going to...
by Luke Sullivan | Apr 8, 2010 | Advertising, General Crankiness
COPY: You’ve seen them. Those signs in airports around the world, hand-painted and with just a hint ‘o’ creative. “Pardon our mess while we FLY thru making a better airport for you.” Well, it was that time of year again here in Austin, Texas, last night when airport...
by Luke Sullivan | Apr 6, 2010 | Commentary, General Crankiness
(Article I wrote for the Los Angeles Times.) My mother, a dyed-in-the-wool Minnesota Democrat, is sitting across the breakfast table from me. She’s reading the paper and comes across an ad for the big after-Thanksgiving sale at The Mall of America. “How can people...